I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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