There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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