I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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