i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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