We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
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I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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