Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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