I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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