i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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