Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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