Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
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