Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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