...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
that is very illegal...i love you.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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