Don't you send me to vm
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
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