I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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