I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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