Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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