I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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