That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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