think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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