we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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