Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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