2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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