Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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