Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I will die if light touches me.
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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