So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Randomize