Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Just took my morning after pill in the library
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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