Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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