just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
That's how pantless uber rides happen
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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