When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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