how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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