I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I just want nice things and good sex
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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