I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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