is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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