It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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