Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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