fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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