The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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