i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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