we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
How does one acquire holy water?
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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