Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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