He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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