There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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