you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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