i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
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