Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Randomize
