I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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