I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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