i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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