Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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