his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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