This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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