if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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