this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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