Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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