I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
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