Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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